Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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