The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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