you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I don't think brook has ever known best
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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