Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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