Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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