Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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