you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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