actually, I'm a sock model
someone threw a dead crab at me
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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