Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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