real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
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I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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