Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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