Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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