question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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