Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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