If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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