So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
