Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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