I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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