My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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