you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My pussy is not your playground.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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