PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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