Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
