That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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