ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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