Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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