Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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