Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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