i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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