I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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