I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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