Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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