The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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