69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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