He is such a slut. More and more my type.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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