He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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