it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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