Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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