Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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