i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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