So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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