I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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