thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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