problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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