New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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