Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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