I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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