That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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