new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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