There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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