My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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