I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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