Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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