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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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