He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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