Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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