doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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