the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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